lawfulneurotic:

avatar-chang:

Some of you never watched Avatar The Last Airbender and learned its life lessons as a kid and it shows

uncle iroh hasn’t set you right and we all know

justsomeantifas:

donald trump: it’s not like anyone is really being harmed by the government shutdown.

federal employees:

poor people:

burnonyou:

Andy Samberg and Seth Meyers doing John Mulaney impressions

bitter-badfem-harpy:

symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

That’s just how Jo-ann Fabrics is

nautilusopus:

dabuttershutter:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

wh

who’s this..?

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

flowerais:

escapes for when you feel anxious

• exploring a flowery town with cute villagers
• drinking a milkshake in an empty diner at 3am
• real life that feels dreamlike
• cute sunflower field dates
• in love with the universe
• softest love songs
• living inside an 80s tv show
• drinking tea on a cozy raining morning
• you’re an angsty teen in a coming-of-age film
• summer road trip in the west coast
• vacation in san francisco
• living in an old French film
• stargazing and contemplating the meaning of life
• late night drives in a 90’s movie
• watching a pink sunset over the beach with your best friend
• going to the beach in a camper van in 1960′s california
• collecting whimsical music-boxes and taking pictures of clouds in paris
• falling asleep on the moon
• city lights at midnight
• feeling dazed and drifting off under blinding sunlight
• remembering someone else’s memories like they’re your own
• wandering the avenues of vintage new york city
• being the guardian of a snowy forest
• living in a cinematic painting
• feeling like you’re half-dreaming in faded sunlight in the 60s countryside
• riding a bike a beautiful city as leaves drift down around you
• exploring an art museum
• feeling sad at the bottom of a swimming pool
• eating fruit in a small italian seaside town

becherdireinen:

That moment when you can actually feel the pain in your chest from seeing or hearing something that breaks your heart.

mitski-miyawakis:

beachdeath:

• jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  
• and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
• and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
• meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
• and he is presently worth $137 billion
• and half of $137 billion is roughly
• $69 billion

theglowpt2:

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

idgilmao:

listen. look. listen….. people who don’t play minecraft traditionally are valid

people who play on peaceful are valid

people who play with 1000 brightness are valid

people who make a base in creative and play in survival are valid

people who give themselves really good gear first and then play the rest of the game normally are valid

people who don’t care about the “mine” or “craft” aspects and literally just want to tend to a nice farm and a little house are valid

people who only play hypixel minigames are valid

people who make a really cool base in creative and then don’t live in it and move on to the next world are valid

minecraft is an open world sandbox. that means you can do anything at all times and there’s no one to stop you. there’s no right way to play minecraft.